Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons Group - Join us!

One more for GG (who would've approved heartily):
Pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons Group

With a Vorpal blade and Shield of Force, Boots of Speed and Red Dragon Armor of Light, let's go kick some serious ass!

Medley of the Day:
Rush - ByTor/In The End/In The Mood/2112

Friday, August 22, 2008

Grandaddy McWarBuck$

Wow. McCain sure ain't hurtin'. Even by his own standards:

And, in fact, he and his >ahem!< esteemed second wife own more than TEN residences. No wonder he can't keep track. It's complicated. Thankfully, Architectural Digest is on hand to remind the septegenarian who would be king with a lurvely liddle picture tour.

Because, of course, ONE obscenely grandiose palace is simply inadequate:

And now, through the miracle of ye olde Internets, we can get a better handle on just how much turf Grampsies owns:

But a bird's eye view just doesn't adequately express the eye-popping scale of opulence:

Too bad Grumpy McSnurkle can't figure out how to watch it wifout a liddle help:

Whew! Gonna be a looooonnnngggg coupla months for gramps.

Lyric of the Day
If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you,
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain.
Wondering which of the buggars to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
"Pigs on the Wing", Roger Waters

Obama Hits One Outta the Park....

Whoo-boy! McLame thought by going for the lowblows he could pull ahead.

His loss.

Because, let's face it, Barack Obama is LIGHT-YEARS beyond Jahn McLame in sophistication, wit, depth, morality, insight and raw intelligence. So, when it's time to hit back, Obama nails it in thirty seconds.

At least for the current news cycle, stick a fork in 'im, McLame's done.

Quote of the Day:
--Homer Simpson

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

FRAT BOY BUSH AT THE OLYMPICS - Allen Roland and Gawker/Wonkette

You know Allen Roland has a good heart. He spams the fuck outta me, and sometimes lays on the spiritual mumbo-jumbo malarky pretty thick, but all in all, his head and heart are in the right place. Witness the following wonderful bit of bloggery. Hat tips, of course also to HBBOM (hot blogging babe of the millenium) Wonkette, whose website, particularly the comments, never ceases to make me splorge my morning coffee out of my nose with uncontrolled hooting laughter.

There is a tendency, when you know the jig is up, to let it all hang out ~ after all how can I embarrass myself anymore than being the most unpopular president in American History ~ but George W Bush has accomplished that feat by making a fool of himself at the summer Olympics at Beijing : Allen L Roland

When the so-called Leader of the Free world, George W Bush, makes a fool out of himself on the world stage ~ it is news and here are the photos to record and prove it.

Bush looking drunk at the Olympics

No one's saying teetotaling President Bush would actually try and sneak some shots of alcohol while enjoying himself at the Beijing Olympics as his apocalyptically bad presidency recedes into history. That's the sort of thing
you'd read in, say, the National Enquirer, which as everyone knows is full of trashy tabloid lies.

Besides, the president doesn't have to consume actual alcohol to act like a bumbling fraternity president. Still, it's worth noting that Bush has been doing a funny/terrifying impersonation of a drunk president for all the press photographers at the Olympics. He's even got the red face thing down! After the jump, enjoy a photo gallery of the president looking his most wasted, from that beach volleyball embarrassment to daughter Barbara looking embarrassed next to Bush at a swimming match, plus some of the other ones Wonkette found on Four Winds 10 last night and some other ones thrown in for fun.

The AP caption reads, "U.S. President George W. Bush stumbles as he and his wife Laura, front, arrive to watch the swimming competitions." So it's not that he's having trouble standing, as some have suggested. It's sitting that's the problem. Totally different.

"This is all you have to show for the past four years of your life
?" Note the nose.

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Kidding, heh. Actually I'll take this now
." Note the red face.

"Nice flip turn or whatever, dude."

"Seriously, Dad, maybe just be a little presidential .."

"OK, what the hell are you even..."

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Now you've gone and embarrassed yourself in front of both of Mitt's wives. Ugh

Bush with Chinese president Hu Jintao, looking a bit ruddy....

...and a bit droopy-eyed.

To be fair, she asked him to back-spank her.

5 Us Olympics Bush
Looks like somebody fell!

(Photos: AP and Getty Images)
Out of control and out of touch ~ our frat boy President at the Olympics.
Allen L Roland