Oh yes, I hear you; he's certainly cute and cuddly. But when he starts a-howling at 4, 5, and 6 am night after night after night, interspecies relations tend to break down a tad.
Still, there's something to be said for the notion that "no matter what your circumstance, someone is better off and worse off than you". Aptly demonstrated by Pinky the cat.
And when English teaching hell begins to fully erode one's sanity, thankfully there is always the opportunity to fuck with one's students' heads. Thus, last week's lesson included a short primer on the clever lyrical wit of the Buzzcocks:
Johnny want fucky always and ALL WAYS
He's got the energy, he will aMAZE,
'cause he's an OR-GASM ADDICT, yes he's an OR-GASM ADDICT
He's always at it.....
Orgasm Addict – The Buzzcocks
Well you tried it just once found it all right for kicks.
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
And you're an orgasm addict. You're an orgasm addict.
Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
Now your mother wants to know what all those stains are on your jeans.
And you're an orgasm addict. You're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh [x3]
You get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
But you still keep a-beatin your meat to pulp.
And you're an orgasm addict. You're an orgasm addict.
You're a kid Casanova.
You're no Joseph it's a labour of love
Fucking yourself to death.
Orgasm addict. You're an orgasm addict.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huhhhhh [x10]
You're makin' out with schoolkids, winos and heads of state.
You even made it with the lady who puts plastic bobins on Christmas cakes.
Butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
Children of God and The Joy Strings,
International women with no body hair.
Oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
If your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
You're an orgasm addict.
You're an orgasm addict.
Johnny want fuckie always and all ways.
He's got the energy, he will amaze.
And he's an orgasm addict.
He's an orgasm addict.
He's always at it.
He's always at it.
And he's an orgasm addict. He's an orgasm addict.
オルガスム 常用者 -ザ バズコクス
それを1回当たりを付けたと面白がるに大丈夫と思った。
然し今ではあなたがそれはねちねちな習慣なことを知ている。
そしてあなたはオルガスムの常用者です。オルガスムの常用者です。
不道徳な雑誌を持っていって後ろのとびらにスネークイン。
今お母さんはジーンズの上の染みについて説明が欲しいです。
そしてあなたはオルガスムの常用者です。オルガスムの常用者です。
うん。うん。んんん一。
あなたは熱の中にを得ます、拗ねる。
しかしもソーセージをパルプに強かっているんです。
そしてあなたはオルガスムの常用者です。オルガスムの常用者です。
あなたはキッドCasanova です。
あなたは Joseph ではない, 大好きな労動です。
死ぬまで自分で性交しています。
オルガスムの常用者です。あなたはオルガスムの常用者です。
うん。うん。んんん一。
学生, 飲んだくれ,政治家とペッティングしている
クリスマスケーキ作っている叔母さんもさえ最後までいった
肉屋の店員もベルボーイと彼方此方で遊んだ
神様の子ども達と「クリスチャンのバンド」ザジョイストリングズ
無毛な国際的の女の人達
汚い路地で彼らは尋ねているそれであなたの声は浮き腰です
もしあなたのセクシュアルメカニックは圭角の有ったらあなたは気負う。あなたはオルガスムの常用者です。
あなたはオルガスムの常用者です。
ジョン君は何時も、何でもかでもファックファックガ欲しい。
エネルギガ多くて、驚かせる。
そして彼はオルガスムの常用者です。
彼はオルガスムの常用者です。
彼何時もそれをしている
彼何時もそれをしている
そして彼はオルガスムの常用者です。彼はオルガスムの常用者です。
Next week, we'll address moral conundrums implicit in "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog", by Iggy and the Stooges, as interpreted by Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols. Who says teaching Engrish can't be fun?
Update: Buzzcocks guitarist Pete Shelley has just corrected me on the English lyrics. They reference the British gospel band "The Joy Strings". 'Tis an honor, sir....
Additionally, holy fuck this posthumous tribute to promoter/icon John Peel is the coolest remake ever - "Ever Fallen in Love" guest-starring Roger Fucking Daltry, Robert Fucking Plant, David Fucking Gilmore and Elton Fucking John. That's like virtually half of every single one of my personal Rock and Roll Gods in a single recording (the other half with the exception of Paul Fucking McCartney all being dead)....
Very, very cool....
Update: and lest we forget the timeless, brilliant original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRE79bxfMtY&feature=related
