Saturday, October 04, 2008

Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid....


Although pronunciation-challenged (for fuck's sakes, it's "NU-CLEE-UR" you retarded fucks) Sarah Palin may come across as just a "gee whilikers, aw shucks ya'll" specimen of folksy down-homism, should she get anywhere NEAR the nuclear football, there is a serious chance she may doom us all (well, more quickly than her party's fiscal and environmental policies already have). If this outtake from her replies at the VP debate doesn't send an icy chill down your spine, you need to cut back on the meds:


Quote of the Day

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you takin' us

The killer awoke before dawn. He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end.

"The End" - Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, Robby Krieger, John Densmore

5 comments:

Ronaldus Magnus said...
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New American Patriot said...

Son:

No idea why you think the people reading my shit will wanna read your shit, but have at it.

I'm sure you can dig up dirty connections on ANYBODY, even Mother Damn Teresa.

Completely meaningless.

Not being able to fully articulate sentences when you're speaking on live television, particularly about in regard to your "eligible targets" for a potential nuclear strike is a WHOLE different ball of wax.

Ronaldus Magnus said...
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New American Patriot said...

You forgot :"quick to spot propaganda and lies".

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