To quote badass Keanu (in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or the m%$#$%#$%f^^^&%in' MATRIX, take your pick): Whoah.
McLame ducked out at the last minute on David Letterman, claiming (in an apparent quote over the telephone) that he had to immediately rush to DC to "rescue America", then, in what may prove to be a nutsack kick to the McLame campaign, Letterman ran a LIVE FEED of the shifty septuagenarian calmly having makeup troweled onto his milquetoastian mug THREE BLOCKS AWAY AT THE SAME TELEVISION NETWORK DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH ANCHOR KATIE COURIC.
As you can see, Letterman was righteously pissed when he saw the live feed and realized what was up, and he let fly:
From what the Internet rumor mill says, Letterman is not a media figure to be trifled with, and he has a LOOONNNNGGG memory. What's worse for McCain is that others are picking up on - and propagating - the story:
Also here and here.
Could be worse. People could start hearing about his Five THOUSAND DOLLAR makeup job.... OOPSIE!
Quote of the Day:
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.
You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still gonna stink.
We've had enough of the same old thing."
--Senator Barack Obama