Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Progress...


...or not.

Korean electronics titan Samsung has teamed up with Korea University to develop a -- get this -- MACHINE GUN-EQUIPPED SENTRY ROBOT.

"Samsung has partnered with Korea university and developed the machine-gun equipped robotic sentry. It is equipped with two cameras with zooming capabilities one for day time and one for infrared night vision. It has a sophisticated pattern recognition which can detect the difference between humans and trees, and a 5.5mm machine-gun. The robot also has a speaker to warn the intruder to surrender or get a perfect headshot. The robots will go on sale by 2007 for $ 200,000..."
Remember that old Saturday Night Live skit, the commercial for "Bad Idea Jeans"?

I can't think of a more fitting candidate.

Good thing its strong suit is being able to tell the (admittedly small) difference between HUMANS and TREES.

Check out the jaunty, happy music accompanying the video. After all, what could be more joyful than thoughtlessly killing people?

Folks, we're talking about an automated, human-slaughtering machine. The cost of a human life just got immeasurably cheaper. Who ARE the evil bastards that sit around all day conjuring up sick ideas like this? One word: T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.

Quote of the Day:

"Blood in the streets; blood on the rocks;
blood in the gutters, every last drop.
You want blood? You got it!"

--Angus Young, Malcolm Young, Bonn Scott, Phil Rudd: "If You Want Blood, You Got It"

3 comments:

Da Weaz said...

Nice post. A little fucking scary, but what else can we expect in this new millenium?

New American Patriot said...

I dunno... I was hoping for a world a little less enthusiastically bloodthirsty perhaps.....

Psychomikeo said...

This will solve the world hunger problem...
http://psychomikeos.blogspot.com/