Monday, June 05, 2006

The Modern Rethuglican Revisited: A Liberal Dose of More Political Art

As George Bush bests Richard Nixon as the most hated occupant of the White House ever (and no, after three years and 300 stories, we still haven't ever attached the word "President" to the manchimp), once again, the little elves at A Liberal Dose have been hard at work lampooning the evil bastards who have currently seized the reins of power in America and are doing their utmost to smash, eat, steal, rape and/or kill everything within reach of their tentacles.

So for your perusing pleasure, we proudly present the newest gallery of our own homespun subversive art.

peace,
Eric

Mentally deficient

Unevolved

Torture apologists

tyrants

tyrantesses

War Profiteers

Warmongers

Blowhards

Fundamentalist nutcases

psychopaths

prigs

pathological liars

malodorous

megalomaniacs

Ineffectual

Infantile

Drug addicts

Destructive

Corporate puppets

Bumblers


Quotes of the Day:

"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." -- Governor George W. Bush, 1999

"You can support the troops but not the president" -- Tom Delay, 1999

"[The] President... is once again releasing American military might on a foreign country with an ill-defined objective and no exit strategy. He has yet to tell the Congress how much this operation will cost. And he has not informed our nation's armed forces about how long they will be away from home. These strikes do not make for a sound foreign policy." -- Rick Santorum, 1999

"If we are going to commit American troops, we must be certain they have a clear mission, an achievable goal and an exit strategy." -- Karen Hughes, on behalf of George W. Bush

"I had doubts about the bombing campaign from the beginning...I didn't think we had done enough in the diplomatic area." -- Trent Lott, 1999

"Well, I just think it's a bad idea. What's going to happen is they're going to be over there for 10, 15, maybe 20 years" -- Joe Scarborough, 1999

"I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lesson right now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lots of unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered. There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our overextended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today" -- Tom Delay, 1999

"Explain to the mothers and fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, Fox News, 4/6/99

"This is President Clinton's war, and when he falls flat on his face, that's his problem." -- Senator Richard Lugar, 1999

"Bombing a sovereign nation for ill-defined reasons with vague objectives undermines the American stature in the world. The international respect and trust for America has diminished every time we casually let the bombs fly." -- Tom Delay, 1999


Quotes courtesy of Republic Of Dogs.

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