Some anonymous, comma-use challenged "Perfeser" has decided to wax coherent and use me as his personal shining example of the "lyin' heathen media bastards". Lacking the proximity to boot him in the nuts, I have to settle for the metaphoric equivalent (albeit with a few haste-induced misspellings); to wit:
blah blah blah go fuck yourself blah
Who knows; perhaps this sad tool's not even a real professor. I certainly hope that's the case, as any students he might have are being exposed to the some seriously mind-warping distortions of reality.