To double-check the quote in our previous post we did a little online searching, to find that, sadly, seven-Time Mr. Olympian Ronnie Coleman
and Mr. Olympia finalist Gunter Schlierkamp
--can also leg press 2,000 pounds.
Thus Pat Robertson is, sadly, not QUITE the strongest man in human history. His meteoric rise as a new contender for the title, however, means lean mean smitin' machine Pat "Hurricane" Robertson (seen here preloading on carbs) must surely have the former champions looking nervously over their shoulders.
Kind of like the rest of us every time this dementia-befuddled old gasbag starts flapping his gums. And lest you think I'm a heartless bastard for picking on a pathetic old man, you would do well to find out a little more about why he's so richly deserving of scorn and hatred. Do have a looky-loo here.
Quote of the Moment:
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."
--George Carlin, "Dark Humor"