Sunday, April 23, 2006

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
"OPEN UP! IT'S THE DILDO POLICE!"



"NOW PUT DOWN THE ASSBEADS AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR..."

Not content with forcing childbirth upon South Dakotans, the cult of the great bearded sky wizard have decided to ban the sale of sex toys in South Carolina.

How far do they intend to take this? Will we see paramilitary troops suspiciously glaring at housewives lingering over the fresh produce section?

Remember, my fellow Americans, if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.

Quote of the Day:

"Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it.... It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

--Erica Jong "How to Save Your Own Life"

1 comment:

Vixen said...

Only truly evil, sexless people would even consider the banning of sex toys. Unbelievable.