Friday, August 05, 2005

Happy Bin Laden Memo Day

Tomorrow marks exactly four years to the day since Chief Chimp received a Presidential daily briefing with the title "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the United States."

And, while he swore up and down we were "ghunna GIT 'im", after awhile that game stopped being fun, and so, with characteristic ADHD aplomb, President Pan Troglodytes eeped and ooped out the simian equivalent of "Frankly, my dear, I just don't give a damn"....

So suprise surprise, Bin Laden still "ain't gitted"; in fact, he's FAR from it....

Meanwhile, in a crazy, geographically-challenged move eerily reminiscent of an earlier whack job megalomaniacal despot, C. Chimp brazenly lied and sent tens of thousands of young patriotic, idealistic Americans into the desert in what was (unbeknownst to said soldiers) really just a giant, ruthless smash-and-grab of a tenor that would have put the Assyrians to shame....

Some Americans are paying a terrible price for this. As, of course, have many, many innocent Iraqis.

But the GOP has more important concerns than getting our men and women in uniform home safely or preventing further war crimes, concerns such as chowing down on some serious prime-grade pork.

Priorities, priorities, as they say in Hollywood.

Quote of the Day: "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." -- Matthew 5:3-10

"You have heard it said, 'Love thy neighbor and hate thine enemy.' But I tell you: Love thine enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven." -- Matthew 5:43-45

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